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We LOSE with Confidence

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Meet the Loser's

We LOSE with Confidence

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Meet the Loser's

Invest in your pick by knowing the Loser

Planning Your Pick's

Loser's Locks offers monthly subscriptions and pay per pick guaranteed Losers against any spread. Our Expert Loser's have over 30 years experience picking the Loser against the spread in all sports! We've invested over half a million dollars developing our Loser's Locks predictions. With a 50/50 choice Loser's Locks are able to beat the odds of a coin toss. Inevitably by the end of each week the experts at Loser's Locks are able to pick more losers than winners, week in and week out, year in and year out!


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A Proven Approach

We start by clarifying our fee structure and explaining the different ways we can help. Then we analyze your goals and compare them to your current gambling portfolio. Then we recommend a pick or investment strategy designed to meet your risk tolerance.

Why Us?

Our team is comprised of people with different kinds of finance experience, but we all have this in common--we all can pick a Loser! We’re not  licensed or credentialed. We just suck at picking sports against the spread. And you can count on unbiased recommendations and impartial guidance.

Our Team

BIGGEST LOSER - "Pop's"

Pop's began his betting career in April, 1974 as a 14 year old railbird in Southern California. He graduated from horses to sports in 1997 and started his losing career with a bookie.  He’s been a documented Loser since 1981. Retired, Pop's golfs with his friends in his spare time and loses his bets on the course as well. Like his hero Lee Corso, watch for "POP'S HEAD GEAR" Pick of the week!


2021 LLWS:


NEWS UPDATE...BREAKING SCORES - POP'S HAD SD & HAWAII IN LLWS SEMI FINALS AND BOTH LOST!! 

POPS 0-2 IN LITTLE LEAGUE!!!


"POP'S HEADGEAR  PICK " - OHIO over MICHIGAN IN CHAMPIONSHIP GAME 2PM CST

POP'S NAILED IT ...MICHIGAN WINS!! 0-3 IN LLWS



MLB:


FREE PICK - POP'S GIFT - I LOVE BALTIMORE ORIOLES ON SUNDAY VS TAMPA...HUGE LOSER FOR FREE!!

TAMPA KILLED THE ORIOLES - POP'S 100% WRONG - LOSER LOCK!!!


NFL:

GET SUNDAYS PICKS FOR ONLY $9.99 

GUARANTEED 0 AND 5 for less than ten bucks!


5 TEAM NFL PARLAY - YOU CAN'T MISS WHEN YOU BET AGAINST!!!

Cowboys+4, Dolphins+2, 49'ers-5.5, Giants+3, Falcons+6


###POP'S GOES 2-3 ON 5 TEAM PARLAY - LOSER!!!!###


PGA:

PGA BMW CHAMPIONSHIP - POP'S SAYS BRYSON DECHAMBEAU WILL WIN THE TOURNAMENT!!

****LOSER IN SUDDEN DEATH!!***


CB - "The Number Crusher"

CB began his gambling career in June, 2000 as a middle school scammer. He continued to shoot dice, bet sports and pretty much bet on anything that moved thru college...always losing. CB would occasional get a few small bets correct but ultimately when he bet big he'd always pick the Loser. Thus the best bet option is when CB is really passionate about the winner! His ability to pick the Loser 92.7% of the time is unparralled.


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CRUSHER PROVES 100% WRONG ON NCAA DEBUT...SUCKS ON OPENING DAY...PUBLIC RAKES UP ON CRUSHER SPECIAL:

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CO - "Moneyline Man"

CO began his career in June, 2001 as a bookie with CO Investments. There wasn't a bet anyone could throw at him that he wouldn't take. Fairly new to the sports world, "Moneyline" went head first into professional betting his rookie years. Losing an unprecedented amount of time he racked up a years earnings of losses before the pandemic. He’s been at Loser's Locks since 2020. He enjoys his son's sports often loosing bets on his son's games. His guaranteed Winners are the most sought after picks in the industry... many small bookies adjust their betting lines according to his picks, 


CO's Loser's Lock of the Week!


GUARANTEED LOSER - 2 GAME PARLAY FOR $29.99


YOU CAN'T WIN ON THIS PICK!!


CO GET'S 33.5 POINTS ON OPENING NCAA FOOTBALL BET AND STILL LOSES!! YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP - SEE SLIP HERE

Frequently Asked Questions

It is never too early to get started on your investment plans. Tell us more about your goals, and we will get you started on a plan to achieve them. You can make a fortune betting against our experts. We have spent years losing to the best bookies and casinos in the world. Just bet against our Loser

Financial planning allows you to prepare for things like your child's education, your retirement, or big/unexpected life changes.Betting against these Loser's Locks will guarantee you windfalls.


You can purchase the $29.99 per month unlimited Lock's plan or buy individual Losers for $2.99...Overseas and Asian picks require a 3 pick minimum.


Email us your request and we will send you a request and our Loser pick. Winners can pay the Loser's via Venmo at loser@loserslocks.com. 


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